A man who crapped his pants, an old lady who whacked an employee, a redneck arrest and more are all in one place in this book. Fly on the Walmart: Confessions of a Young Walmart Greeter contains numerous stories of the crazy and hilarious things Walmart customers do. <br><br>This book is not affiliated with the company of Walmart. So many other books talk about the company and the boring fiscal details. The customers and their antics ...
A Compound Life is a humorous take on everyday life, and maybe even a quirky look at some of our adventures at The Compound, and some of life's often overlooked simple pleasures; and even some lackluster, boring and mundane chores that we all must do.<br><br>The Compound is a magical, mystical kind of place where only good things are "supposed" to happen. You may find a little satire or even a slight embelli ...
An uproarious, irreverent, unauthorized parody of the Christian bestseller, Heaven Is A Deal tells the story of an unscrupulous Iowa couple's bungling attempts to send a preschooler to Heaven to meet Jesus—then use the kid's memories to gain fame and fortune. <br> <br>The perfect antidote to fundamentalist claptrap, for believers and non-believers alike. You don't have to be rational to love this spo ...
This is my first attempt to put into words the true stories I experienced in my forty years of service as an employee of one of the US "Big Three" automotive manufactures. The purpose of this effort is to enlighten the public on why there are so many auto recalls. In addition, the lessons learned on, "How not to run a business", will prove helpful to business professionals. The name of my work is, "Lu ...
Cruise ships can be compared to small floating cities, and unlike their counterparts ashore, they actually move around. This makes them unique, as one day a ship can be found in Manhattan, and a few weeks later she could be in the South China Sea. <br>This book is about 'normal' everyday people who sail on these ships, who just like their counterparts ashore do have their faults, their hopes and at times achieve their share ...
Pun-Unciate contains humorous and thought provoking single sentence, poetic and short story interpretations of words and phrases that we use everyday. Altered, enhanced or created images have been included to compliment specific word definitions. ...
When Chrisy Ross and her family moved to a small-town LDS community–one she affectionately refers to as Mayberry–she underestimated her readiness as a nonmember for what turned out to be a cultural immersion. Sure, she knew Mormons didn't drink caffeine (cough), and they never swore (double cough), but life with family-centered folks would be cozy and wonderful. She could smell the fresh-baked bread just thinking abou ...
Author Eddie Phillips uses well known biblical characters and stories to illustrate God's commonsense approach to handling problems and issues faced by today's youth. Presented in an entertaining and easy to understand manner, each life lesson is explained in a way that all pre-teens will be readily able to apply to their own lives. The end result is a better reference point from which young people can make better choices and dec ...
Raising a Smile is so worthwhile,<br>(And took us ages to compile),<br>Lots of cartoons, stories and rhymes<br>(And lots of local grammatical crimes).<br><br>So buy this book, it's parful funny,<br>And you'll help to raise some money<br>For Northern Ireland Children's Hospice,<br>A grand wee place for ill kids, so it is. ...
